10 SIGNS THAT SOMEBODY CALLS YOU "MOMMY" | Sarah Keller: 10 SIGNS THAT SOMEBODY CALLS YOU "MOMMY"

9.06.2013

10 SIGNS THAT SOMEBODY CALLS YOU "MOMMY"



1) The "thrill of the hunt" no longer applies to a purse or your favorite style of jeans, but locating as many McDonald's Play Places as possible.
2) Forget the spa. Going into a public restroom without any kids is a luxury.
3) Finding the time to get a haircut is more complex than the quest for the Holy Grail.
4) You don't get around to washing your kids' grungy pacifier clip until it literally gets poop on it.
5) Being adventurous means trying a new playground.
6) Cleaning out your infant's nose with an aspirator is the only project you can get done in one sitting.
7) You realize you'd forgotten an essential part of your own hair routine for six months or more.
8)  You finally break down and push a shopping cart loaded with kids into the PX Starbucks. Other than the naturally embarrassing fact that you're standing in line with a huge cart, the baby starts screaming so you grab your coffee and make the quickest exit possible. Only to resign yourself to go back in when you realize you forgot sugar.
9) Your oversized tote bag is stuffed to the brim and happens to include a full sized Elmo potty seat.
10) You attempt artsy photos of peanut butter & jelly crumbs.

Have a great day, moms!



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